Hopes and Fears

Spring Snowstorm

2009-03-29T02:11:00Z

A week after the first day of spring, and we are getting a LOT of snow. So much so that I went to let my dog out and the snow blocked the door and I had to go to the other side of the door and dig out all the snow. Not to mention the gate was frozen shut so I had to jiggle it open. AND someone either slid out of control or a snow plow knocked it over...our mailbox is snapped in half! And our shed caved in! My dad is pissed. Crazy shit.

Feelin' good

2009-03-28T09:07:20Z

I am feeling calm and even excited for the first time in a long while. I am starting to talk to my RL friends again, after feeling like avoiding pretty much everyone for almost a month because I didn't really want to burden them with my crap. I might even start going to church again. One of my friends from there asked me if I could start coming again. Honestly, I don't see why I shouldn't. It could do good. I'm done being basically a shut in, really I am. *sighs*

I also got a call from another RL friend asking me if I could start watching her kids on a regular basis while she's at work. I love her little girls, they are ornery but really sweet, so I said 'why not?' She also said she'd pay me so I won't pretend that's not a bonus. *grins* I told her I wasn't asking for a whole lot. I'm going to meet her on Sunday to discuss the details. She lives in North Kansas City now, so depending on whether I can get there and back easily, she suggested I just stay there on the nights I'm supposed to watch the girls. There would be pros and cons to that arrangement so....I'd have to think about that.

I'm feeling pretty sleepy but I know that I won't sleep for another 3 or 4 hours. I really hate when my body does that. I woke up pretty late today. My sleep schedule's been all screwed up for a few days now, but it seems to me that I don't really fall asleep until the hour I got up. So let's say I go to bed around 3 in the morning. I won't wake up until 3 to 3:30 in the afternoon, and won't get to bed again til that same hour. This is because I don't have to get up at a certain time. At least until Monday. /Then/ I have to get up mucho early. Like 5 am. I haven't had to get up that early since high school. Dios mio. This will be an interesting 9 weeks. (Or more. My friend's job is a temp until they decide whether they'll hire her full time or not.)

Should I be worried?

2009-03-10T01:51:30Z

So, desala, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 2% unique (blame, for example, your interest in rachell lutrell) and 34% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy video games). When it comes to friends you are popular. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.

Your overall weirdness is: 18

(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 37% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

I'm herdlike. Don't know if I should be worried or not.

desala @ 2009-03-06T16:35:00

2009-03-06T22:37:23Z

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/m-i-a-names-her-baby-boy-ickett/19703?nc

I don't think you'll have to read the article to know how bizarre this baby's name is. o.O Ickett? really?? MIA, i love you girl, but do you WANT your kid to be picked on? Dios mio.

Ahhhhhh!

2009-03-05T17:51:23Z

holy hell you guys. o.O

Okay, so I'm an idiot. I've been wondering why I hadn't been getting my LJ comments. That's because it was under an email address that i barely check. I have no idea why I changed it or when. So...anyone who left me comments and I didn't see them...until now...I'm sorry! Don't kill me! I'll change it back. *laughs*

That is all.

Freaky Weather and Job News

2009-02-09T23:59:18Z

Just looked at the weather today...high of 68 tommorow! Then 50s all this week, and high 40s all next week. It is very strange for Missouri this time of year. It doesn't usually get this warm until end of march, beginning of april. but my mom has been talking all winter that this spring she'll plant a veggie garden. maybe she'll get a good start...

I recieved a card last week from the company that bought the company i worked for last year. Centerplate is now Aramark, apparently.... I don't know all the details yet. Aramark invited all former Centerplate employees to apply again with them. I'm wary yet hopeful of this oppurtunity. I said to myself I would not work for them again but I do need work so I shall try again with them. So tommorow I'll go talk with them and we'll see how things work out from there.

Edit: I don't know if anyone noticed but the meme I stole from Lyndasty was the wrong one. I copied her entry and planned to erase her answers and replace it with mine to post and I put hers up instead! Eeep! *laughs*

Yanked from lyndasty

2009-01-02T02:43:47Z

1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before? Leave home for more than a month to live and work on my own with the carnival.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I'm sure I made a resolution, but for the life of me, I don't remember what it was.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
No

5. What countries did you visit?
None.

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
My own place, my high school diploma

7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
March 16th-the Sunday I started going back to church
March 28th-Losing my job with the cleaning crew
June 26th-My birthday
July 8th- Leaving on the bus to Joplin to start working for the carnival
October 13th-The day I lost my job with the carnival, coming back from Rogers, Arkansas
November 1st-Broke up with Todd.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Keeping it together.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Inability to keep a job.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I had a nasty cold from a couple days after i got back from Arkansas til about the last week in November.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
The Bucket List DVD, my Rihanna CDs.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My friend Rhonda for getting a car and getting her life together.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My last boss.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Rent, savings, entertainment

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Getting my new job in July.

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
Undo-Rush of Fools

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: Unemployed, single.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Wish I had kept a job.

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Hurt people's feelings.

20. Did you fall in love in 2008?
Honestly, looking back....no.

21. What was your favorite TV program?
Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG1, NCIS, Boston Legal

22. Do you hate/dislike anyone now that you didn't hate/dislike this time last year?
Yes.

23. What was the best book you read?
Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen.

24. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Rihanna.

25. What did you want and get?
To push the boundaries and try something new.

26. What did you want and not get?
A lasting romantic relationship.

27. What was your favorite film of this year?
Speed Racer.

28. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Spent time with my family and my then boyfriend. 22.

29. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Kept the two relationships that I treasured a lot.

30. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
Comfortable.

31. What kept you sane?
My family, my friends.

32. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Rihanna, Billie Piper, Paul McGillion.

33. Who did you miss?
Todd, Rhonda, Desi, Jontue, Kendra, Lynn, KT, hell my whole flist while I was away.

34. Who was the best new person you met?
Rhonda, Lynn, Jon.

35. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.
Watch what you do very carefully because it may cost you a lot.

36. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
undo what I've become

First Sentence Meme

2009-01-02T02:42:41Z

Jan.-
Hello hello! I'm officially laid off until either March 5th or the 12th.

Feb.-.Hope you all had a good Valentine's day, and I do mean that sincerely. :)

March-Okay. Soooo....my boss called me back and said I still have a job.

April-OK I was going to go to a job fair today but I over-slept.

may-My mother is in the kitchen right now, no doubt tapping her foot waiting for me to get off the computer (as she asked me a few minutes ago)

june-i'm now employed.

july-I am thrilled right now.

august-I'm at the Johnson County Library right now.

sept-voice post saying hi it's me, sorry i haven't checked in...blah blah blah

oct-I'm back.

nov-no posts

dec-Hi it's me...I really don't know what provoked me to write in here after all this time.

desala @ 2008-12-25T15:46:00

2008-12-25T21:48:47Z

Merry Christmas everyone!

I just got back from my aunt and uncle's christmas party, it was lovely as usual. Oh man, they can cook their asses off! I wish I could have taken home some rhubarb and pecan pie....YUM! :D

OK, well I hope everyone has a wonderful day! *waves*

desala @ 2008-10-13T23:16:00

2008-10-14T04:55:33Z

I'm back. Earlier than I expected. Things didn't exactly work out. It feels odd to be in such a big space. My room was so small I started calling it home because it was cozy, not cramped. No drama, no dogs , no cats, it was tidy as I could make it and things weren't so damn complicated. This office feels so huge to me but I was suppose to be in a cramped office stretching my legs out when I could and chatting with my coworkers. Now i'm at home frustrated and emotionally drained. I had a disagreement with my boss. To make a long story short, it's my boss' side that the co owner took and fired my fat ass. I will say I'm not entirely blameless and I made it known that I was willing to apologize. But this one was over everyone's head, and what the owner says goes.

It's too quiet here, even with music on. Back in Rogers, Arkansas, where I was last at, we got our power from a wonky generator attached to a back of a semi. The motherfucker was loud, and it fried almost everyone's TVs the first night we were there, including mine. But I had gotten used to it in the background, and during work, the sound of the crowd and the even louder generator that provided power to the rides and such. When I stopped at walmart on the way home the crowd made me feel, well I guess normal because every night we made wal mart runs. It was where we got most of our stuff. Of course I did that back home too but I didn't do it all the time like I did when I was on the road. Back here I didn't have money, and I had at least 10 bucks on me every night when I was gone.

It was an interesting journey. I have various things I've found at fairs that I'm going to make into a little scrapbook. Mainly fair ads, newspaper clippings about the events I worked, cards for people running for various positions, things like that. Just to say I was there. I have only one picture, and it's of two of the ride jocks setting up the Ferris wheel. I don't have much money on me now, like 15 bucks. Better than nothing.

So it's back to job hunting. Not looking forward to it but I have no choice. It is good to be talking with friends again and hanging with Todd though, I will say that. So coming home early isn't all bad.

I'm pooped. I'll be hitting the sack soon, and hard. G'night.

Greetings from Gardner, Kansas

2008-08-05T20:04:05Z

I'm at the Johnson County Library right now. It's only 2 blocks from where we set up so I thought I'd come and see what my flist is doing. I'm sorry I haven't updated by phone, with the pay I have been getting of late, I haven't been able to buy minutes for my phone. Hopefully I will get some on Thursday or Friday after I get my check.

Well, it's been pretty....interesting around here to say the least. My job goes pretty smoothly. Aside from other minor annoyances from various people, I get along fine with most around here. I realized that no matter where I go, there will be drama and bullshit. And I deal.

Today I helped wash the ticket box I work in and helped level the trailer. From then on I've just been chillin' out. We open the carnival up at 5 pm so I only have an hour on the computer today. So tommorow I'm coming out here earlier. My other duties include helping everyone wash the trucks, putting up the safety and ticket signs on the rides and making sure every ride has a ticket drop box and a measuring stick.

Last week we worked the Wyandotte County Fair. jgkcmo came and saw me on Thursday night, like the awesome friend he is. :) My folks took me out to breakfast.I was hoping I'd get to go out to my house to get a few things and then go bug Todd at work but no luck, since the folks were low on gas money and time. Oh well.....who knows, maybe I'll convince them and Todd to drive out here. It's only a 30-35 mile drive from KC to Gardner.

Well I guess that's it today. I'll be in Gardner until Sunday Morning so I'll try to come out to the library every morning until Thursday. Friday morning we always do a laundromat run, but I might have Saturday morning off, who knows....OK. Well, I love you all and miss you all and I'll try to update tommorow. *hugssssss*

Voice Post

2008-07-10T18:05:25Z

Oh My Gosh!

2008-07-07T16:44:23Z

I am thrilled right now....I don't care how many people respond, I'm gonna spread the news anyway!

I'm going to be traveling with a carnival! It's a legit company too!! I'm so excited. I called Todd, I consulted my parents and they're totally cool with it. I basically called the guy and he said that all I need to do is show up in Neosho, Missouri sometime this week. I'm leaving tommorow morning....so I'll definitely be online tonight to talk to folks before I leave. I'll be able to update by phone and call people (I hope) to let people know what's going on because I'm going to be gone until November. (Good God....) I am definitely gonna miss home but I love traveling, I love new oppurtunities....man oh man. This is exciting. I will definitely update and call people whenever I can to update folks. I hope I'll be able to get on the net....would suck if I can't. :( i'll miss my flist!! *huggs*

To everyone that I talk to normally....see you all tonight. I have to start doing laundry and packing.

A nice way to turn 22

2008-06-27T10:50:49Z

Yesterday was good. I got to spend some much needed time with Todd. He's incredibly sweet, I'll tell ya. He made my birthday a special one. I had a pizza hut dinner with my folks before Todd came and picked me up to take me back to his place. We watched Jumper, which was a pretty good movie, I thought. Thrilling, exciting, great plot. And then we watched America's Best Dance Crew. I don't know who is reading this has watched ABDC but I love it. So glad the T&A flaunting crews are gone so they can get down to business. Go Boogie Bots and ASIID! xD ..../end new show obsession rave.

I applied for a volunteer position at a local hospital as well. It's a clerical job, basically copying, scanning, filing, computer stuff, things I either know how to do or could be trained how to do. I have to be interviewed and my application has to be processed....so we'll see what happens. I know I won't get paid but it is something to keep me busy and I want to lend my skills where it's needed someplace.

Still nothing from the department store...it's been almost a month. I'm trying to stay positive but it's a struggle.

Go to your happy place, Des. Breeeeathe. LOL.

Gonna work out now to Fit TV since it's rainy out so I can't go walking. Peace and love to you all.

desala @ 2008-06-22T04:33:00

2008-06-22T09:39:54Z

Went to breakfast with the folks then went fishing yesterday with dad. Caught a baby bass, and that's about all.. Dad didn't catch anything. We were there for about 4 hours, then we went to Red Robin for lunch, then came home. I chatted with KT on the phone for the first time in about 3 months (hope to do that a lot more, talked to the boyfriend and then went to sleep. Soo, not a bad day at all. :)

DUDE. Search and Rescue premiered and I missed it??? EPIC FAIL, srsly. *headdesk*

*heads to the torrent site*

Edit @ 4:50 am: The latest interview with Jason Momoa on Gateworld gives us some good spoilers...and some WTF spoilers....all my SGA flisters read and give me your thoughts about what Jason reveals on page 3 regarding Rodney. http://gateworld.net/interviews/blood_and_tears3.shtml

Nabbed from Garneteve

2008-06-17T19:27:00Z

SCATTERGORIES...

It's harder than it looks! Erase my answers, enter yours, and tag

as many people as you like.
*Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...
*They have to be real places, names, things, nothing made up!
Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the

same 1st initial.
You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Desala
2) 4 LETTER WORD: Dump
3) VEHICLE: Dumptruck
4) TV SHOW: Dharma and Greg
5) CITY: Dover (Delaware)
6) BOYNAME: Dale
7) GIRL NAME: Delilah
8) OCCUPATION: Door Host
9) SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Dress
10) FOOD: Donuts
11) SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: door handle
12) REASON FOR BEING LATE: Delayed in traffic
13) SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: Dang it! (or the curse word version of it....bad Des!)

Gravity

2008-06-17T08:42:47Z

Edit:
This is the PV (what they call music videos in Japan) to the ending theme of an anime called Wolf's Rain. It's a beautiful, somewhat sad song. I think this song fit in perfectly with the anime(and my life at times...) It was about these wolves that still survived after some kind of war, and they take human forms to hide themselves. In their true form, they are hunted. The wolves team up and go on a journey to Paradise, where they believe all wolves will end up. The series only lasted 30 episodes, but it was fantastic.

A fantastic girl on YouTube has uploaded all the episodes on her channel, here, if you want to check it out: http://youtube.com/user/SilverWolfKitten?ob=1

Random Fun!

2008-06-13T02:16:19Z

This one is really fun. I love geography so I jumped at this one.....though I did cheat and did it 3 times to try to get the best score. xD I don't think I can beat this one. And I know a lot of you can beat me. ^^;

64

Created by OnePlusYou

New default icon: B'elanna Torres from my first fandom obession Star Trek Voyager. (I wish I could quit youuuu) ^__^ Credit goes to lifeistoobrevis.

desala @ 2008-06-12T17:35:00

2008-06-12T22:36:33Z

I found something that I think needs to be passed along, if you haven't passed it along already. If you would take some time and check it out, that would be great.

counteragent's little sister-in-law, Jenny, is very sick. It would be so wonderful if you could take a quick moment (just like 3 minutes) to check out her family's blog (http://jenjensfamily.blogspot.com/) and see if you think you might know anyone like Jenny. They are looking for "comparables" (people who have similar symptoms) that may have had success with treatments Jenny's docs haven't yet tried.

They would also really appreciate it if you post about this on your blog and thus help them spread the word.

Just me complaining....nothing to see here.

2008-06-12T00:42:34Z

I'm just so depressed today....I can't work. I missed the orientation I was supposed to attend, stupid STUPID me, and now I can't work because I have some questions that I need answered and I can't get a hold of anyone!!! I'ts sooo freakin frustrating. I know if I start handing out the flyers and cards, I'll probably make a mistake cause there is this number you're supposed to put on them and they gave me a Representative ID number but the card says to put the refferal number and I don't know if it's the same.....GAAH.

I tried to call the lady that I talked with to get this all set up and she won't return my calls....how in the hell is she supposed to have an answering machine if she doesn't return messages??? Hello!

It makes me feel SLIGHTLY better to get this off my chest but not really.....

Nothing to see here, move along....

Meme Time!

2008-06-06T04:30:50Z

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.

krysalys gave me the letter F. So here we go!

1. Fukai Mori by Do as Infinity
2. Flat on the Floor by Carrie Underwood
3. Four Minutes by Madonna
4. Flood by Jars of Clay
5. Far Away by Nickelback

(Any takers? This one's one of the more fun ones, IMO)

Oh. Apologies to jgkcmo for putting caffiene in your ice water when you came over here. Big mistake, bro. I thought you'd jump off your car at some point. ;) (Love ya, Tue ;) )

Working again! and other updates

2008-06-05T05:21:01Z

I'm now employed. Some what.

I was offered a position to be a 'promotions coordinator' for a company called ASI. I will basically refer people to the company and if they order the plans I get commission for it. I know I won't make a whole lot. But it's something....right now I'm just looking to earn as much money as I can. I'm pleased. Although I'm kicking myself.....I was offered another entry level positions as a applicant interviewer. I would be making more, like $200-400 a week. I chickened out, though. I am kind of bad with people....haha. ^^; Sooo, if this works out, I will ask to change positions once I get my feet wet doing what I do now. I have to do an over the phone orientation tomorrow morning.

Saturday, I'm going with some people from church to Jamesport, Missouri. They have a city wide garage sale there but I'm not so much interested in that as I am the Amish community near there. I've always been curious to see first hand how they live. We'll be going to the shops around the community. My wallet weeps. XD But the travel lover in me rejoices!

I was also interviewed at a department store a couple of weeks ago, but considering the same old "We'll call you if we like you" response I got on Monday, I have a sinking feeling I'll get the shaft. Not too surprised there, so not as sad as previous times.

Well, that's the update. I also wanted to share something with you all. It's a video from one of the users I subscribe to on YouTube. I was very pleased with it. It's so very well done, so very well said. Regardless of how you feel on this subject, I'm hoping you agree with at least one of the things said here.

If the embedding does not work for whatever reason, here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4F-_o7bxXJs

desala @ 2008-05-13T01:58:00

2008-05-13T07:10:38Z

As promised, here is my post about going to see Speed Racer. Todd and I went on opening day to see it. It exceeded my expectations and more. The effects, the colors, the action and comedy...it's made of so much win, I highly recommend it!

But this is something I NEVER anticipated about my experience at the theater....towards the end of the movie, some guy with only his boxers on comes running into the theater screaming his head off. He slams against the wall below the screen, then runs out of the theater. Everyone was all quiet, and then most (including me and Todd) busted out laughing. Todd said he wished he had his camera phone out. Believe me, so did I.

Last week, Todd and I went to see Iron Man, too. It was AWESOME. Nuff said. xD

Anyhow that's all for now. Peace and Love. *hugs*

desala @ 2008-05-12T03:19:00

2008-05-12T08:22:41Z

My mother is in the kitchen right now, no doubt tapping her foot waiting for me to get off the computer (as she asked me a few minutes ago)....Sooo...to all the moms, grandmas, and wanna-be moms, Happy Mother's day! (I saw Speed Racer over the weekend....I'll post about that later, I promise.)

Meme time!

2008-04-30T16:24:58Z

I stole this from krysalys:

Dear Krysalys,

I don't know how to tell you this but your nostrils are insulting. I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your camping car and I saw you sit at my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your suicide note. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
desala.

Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.
I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
Italy - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family